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Some call it "The Greatest Free Show on Earth." We're talking about the Mardi Gras. Only three weeks left between now and Fat Tuesday, so preparations for the 312-year-old festival are well underway.Monday, June 29, 2009
What they say ... and what they actually mean

Photo by the Walt Disney Co.
The July re-launch of the Hall of Presidents attraction at the Magic Kingdom adds an audio-animatronic likeness of President Obama, who will have a speaking role, along with the figures of Washington and Lincoln. Disney World employees do a lot of speaking, too, but some remarks need a "translation."
Years ago, a group of Walt Disney World employees (or "cast members," in Disneyspeak) put together a satirical newsletter that unofficially translated phrases frequently heard around the Magic Kingdom. Here are highlights from the list, which was reprinted in the book "Realityland."
* "We are experiencing technical difficulties."
Something bad just happened.
* "We should be operating again in about an hour."
I have no idea how long it will be.
* "These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision."
They look goofy if you wear them outside.
* "Excuse us, please."
If you don't move, a one-ton cart will run you over.
* "Yes, I do work here."
What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?
* "Please remain calm."It's time to panic. You are all going to die!
Websites' airline-ticket trick upsets a senator
U.S. Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) has introduced legislation to stop online websites from offering service under a major carrier's name and waiting until buyers pay to reveal that a small regional carrier is actually doing the flying. "The airlines are pulling a bait-and-switch, and it could be making flying less safe," Schumer told the Daily News. He cited Expedia and the big airlines' own websites.
A luxury rafting trip for $995 a person
A new four-day Middle Fork of the Salmon Rafting Adventure, beginning Aug. 25, will be offered for $995 per person. The 70-mile trip, from ROW adventures is a one-time event. Rafting will start in Boise and end in Salmon, Idaho. The free-flowing Middle Fork drops 3,000 feet through central Idaho's remote "River of No Return" wilderness. Natural and diverse, the Middle Fork of the Salmon River is one of America's first "Wild and Scenic Rivers" protected by Congress.
Call 800-451-6034 or e-mail info@rowadventures.com. For more about Salmon rafting, click here.
Worth quoting
"Is there anything as horrible as starting on a trip? ... The last moments are earthquake and convulsion."
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A chance to see the Dead Sea scrolls in Toronto
The Fairmont Royal York is promoting a Dead Sea Scrolls Package that gives preferred access to the newly opened exhibit at the Royal Ontario Museum. The package is available seven days a week and includes a night's accommodations, complimentary valet parking for one car, a $25 food and beverage credit and two adult tickets to "Dead Sea Scrolls: Words that Changed the World," with a reserved time. Rates begin at about $205 U.S.
Click here or call 800-441-1414.
And speaking of Toronto ...
Canada's largest city is multicultural indeed, with nearly 47 percent of its population belonging to a visible minority group. To emphasize that, someone decided to do a little Photoshopping on the cover of the city's Summer Fun Guide.
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New Hampshire enters the blogosphere
A new blog, "Karno Trip Picks," is continually updated with the latest travel news from selected New Hampshire-based travel organizations and destinations. These include the Waterville Valley Resort, the White Mountains Attractions organization, the Currier Museum of Art in Manchester, the Cog Railway, the Barnstormer's Theatre in Tamworth, and the M/S Mount Washington cruises on Lake Winnepesaukee. Readers can subscribe via email, via an RSS feed, or follow the feed on Twitter @LkarnoTripPicks.
The blog can be found at http://www.karnotrippicks.com/. The Twitter feed is called "New Hampshire Travel."
Friday's trivia answer
No, Hagatna is not an East European stew. Rather, it's the capital of Guam and one of the American island territory's busiest commercial districts.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Let us now praise great tour guides

Photo by Austin-Lehman Adventures
A great guide actually knows what he is talking about and can convey his enthusiasm to all ages.
Over the years I have had some wonderful tour guides, and I have had some wretched ones. Why the difference? Some of the traits, such as dedication to, and passion for, the job are obvious. But Dan Austin, co-founder and director of Austin-Lehman Adventures, cites a few traits than can make a guide not merely good but great. For instance:
Having ESP. No, really. The best guides are naturally intuitive, with the innate ability to foretell what a guest is thinking or wanting.
Handling the unexpected. They have a Plan B ready in case of such things as sudden weather changes, lodging snafus and road delays.
Multi-tasking.They can quickly switch from chauffeur, coach,and doctor, to teacher, culinary wizard, athlete, mechanic, social worker and psychologist.
Having a sense of humor. They can help even the most bashful particpants break out of their shells , thus creating bonds among strangers.
Yes, there are times when even independent travelers wish they had a good guide around when confusion crops up. Everyone can use a guardian angel now and then.
Fascinating fact
New York's Central Park, consisting of 843 acres, is almost twice as big as the country of Monaco, with 485 acres. In 56 minutes, the average person can walk across the width of Monaco, which is the second smallest country in the world, after Vatican City, which has 108 acres.
See Cirque du Soleil in Toronto, for free
As part of Toronto's Luminato Festival, Cirque du Soleil will give free performances on the city's waterfront, June 12-14. That, of course, is just one of many events during the festival, June 5-14.
For festival details, including other free events and money-saving packages, go to www.luminato.com.
Worth quoting
The wise traveler learns not to repeat successes but tries new places all the time.
-- Paul Fussell
An online magazine all about Hawaii
Some say that one day we may real all of our magazines electronically. In any event, you can now read about Hawaii in that manner. The Magazine is published by the vacation-planning website Hawaii.com, with breezy page-turning technology. The first issue contains features about what you don't know about our 50th state, Father Damien, the whales of Maui, Kualoa Ranch, and the isle of Lanai.
Visit www.hawaii.com/magazine.
Summer savings on cruises in France
France Cruises, which conducts luxury canal and river sailings, has cut prices for July and August. One example: A $2,000-per-couple discount is available on July 25 and Aug. 15 departures of the 16-day rand Exploration of France. Cruisegoers spend a week in Southern France aboard the MV Princesse de Provence, embarking and disembarking in Lyon. After an included TGV transfer to Paris halfway through the trip, they board the MV Cezanne for a week-long cruise, embarking and disembarking in Paris. Eleven guided land excursions are included. Prices start at $2,925 per person.
For details, click here. For information on all trips, visit www.francecruises.com.
Trivial question
By area (not population), what is the largest municipality in the United States? (Answer Tuesday.)


